cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

(via youwillunderstand)

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

(via thathilariousasian)

Timestamp: 1411230066

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

(via thathilariousasian)

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

(via scatteredlikestardust)

haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Timestamp: 1411225431

haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

(Source: sheswanderlost, via zackisontumblr)

makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

(via milkyytea)

Timestamp: 1411145781

makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

(via milkyytea)

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.

Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar

(via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

Timestamp: 1411137705

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.

Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar

(via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

image

(via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)